|—||Amy Poehler (via shigaretto)|
Fuck you Panda.
baaaabe. be nice
looking out for your significant other like
“Thus did a handful of rapacious citizens come to control all that was worth controlling in America. Thus was the savage and stupid and entirely inappropriate and unnecessary and humorless American class system created. Honest, industrious, peaceful citizens were classed as bloodsuckers if they asked to be paid a living wage. And they saw that praise was reserved henceforth for those who devised means of getting paid enormously for committing crimes against which no laws had been passed. Thus the American dream turned belly up, turned green, bobbed to the scummy surface of cupidity unlimited, filled with gas, went bang in the noonday sun.” ~ (Kurt Vonnegut)
in skyrim you can ride a bee
in real life you can ride a bee
dont do this here
cat stuck in a bathtub
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?